12-13-2007, 06:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-13-2007, 06:44 PM by Vanilla Ice......Cream.)
The prophecies of the book of Hoff tell of this unveiling.And I quote: ''On the 12th day of the 12th Month of the year 2007,the mighty stallion rises again.And he looked and behold,a black horse,and the name that sat in it,was Hasselhoff,and coolness followed with him.-Baywatch 14:2 ''I can't freakin' wait!! <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":blink:\" border=\"0\" alt=\"blink.gif\" /> <img src=\"style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\":o\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ohmy.gif\" />
I have a ritual called \\\"terminator\\\". I crouch in the shower in the \\\"naked terminator\\\" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.